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I WAS SWEET AS I COULD BE
MY TWIN BROTHER'S NAME
WAS SID
AND HE LOOKED JUST LIKE
ME
HE GOT ME IN THE
TIGHTEST SQUEEZE
THAT I'VE EVER BEEN
BEFORE
HE STUFFED DAD'S PIPE
WITH LIMBURG CHEESE
THEN HEADED FOR THE DOOR
NOW DADDY TOOK OUT AFTER
HIM
BUT HE CAUGHT ME INSTEAD
HE DIDN'T KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE
BUT I DID
AND THEN ONE TIME HE PUT
A TACK
RIGHT IN THE TEACHER'S
CHAIR
THEN JUST AS SOON AS SHE
CAME BACK
SHE SAW HIM STANDIN'
THERE
WELL MY LITTLE BROTHER
WALKED AWAY
BUT HE SAT DOWN IN MY
PLACE
I REMEMBER 'TILL MY
DYIN' DAY
THE LOOK ON TEACHER'S
FACE
AND THEN THE TEACHER
COLLERED ME
BUT SHE WAS AFTER SID
SHE DIDN'T KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE
BUT I DID
AND A FEW YEARS LATER ON
I FELL IN LOVE YOU SEE
WITH THE SWEETEST GAL
I'VE EVER KNOWN
SHE SAID SHE'D MARRY ME
AND SO WE SET THE
WEDDIN' DAY
BUT WHEN IT ROLLED
AROUND
IT REALLY MAKES ME SAD
TO SAY
THAT I WAS OUT OF TOWN
MY TWIN BROTHER COURTED
HER
AND MARRIED HER INSTEAD
SHE DIDN'T KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE
BUT I DID
AND SO I GO TO SEE HER
NOW
WHEN BROTHER'S OUT OF
SIGHT
I EVEN FIXED HIS JOB TO
HOW
HE HAS TO WORK AT NIGHT
AND EVERY TIME I TAKE
HER OUT
OR HOLD HER CLOSE TO ME
SHE WONDERS WHAT IT'S
ALL ABOUT
WHY I LAUGH SO MUCH YOU
SEE
I PLAY MY CARDS CLOSE TO
MY VEST
LIKE BROTHER USED TO DO
SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE
BUT I DO
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